Take a look at our Returning an item help page for more details. Much of this information is collected through cookies, web beacons and other tracking technologies. Actually, I just googled masturbation and health benefits. Amazon 3rd party advertising partner running ads across our network of sites http: All this love is wasted to this furball-spitting, ungrateful, walking-out-at-night-and-never-coming-back heathen, and it still can't do tricks like sit or lie down. No additional import charges on delivery. God kills a kitten " is an unfunny internet meme started last Thursday by some faggot on Fark who just learned Photoshop but not comedy.
Every time you masturbate god kills a kitten ... please think of the kittens
You must login or signup first! It is half as cute, a fifth as funny, and not original at all; therefore, it is the best and most popular thing Fark has ever generated: Most rules are common sense , to the point that even a Domo-kun can recite The Ten Commandments on a typewriter. Religion made them that way. Email to friends Share on Facebook - opens in a new window or tab Share on Twitter - opens in a new window or tab Share on Pinterest - opens in a new window or tab.
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Privacy, Greenwich Ave. This is a biological impossibility. Should a kitten manage to masturbate, would god kill a man? Christians how can you really be sure that god exists when none of you have ever seen him or his other half, talk about living on a prayer? Come together again, so that Satan may not tempt you because of your lack of self-control. Masturbation is not mentioned in the bible only wet dreams. By joining our community, free of charge , you will have access to post topics, communicate privately with other members PM , respond to polls, upload content and access many other special features.
The bats and clubs and fists shall find no fault in raining down on you, because you didn't take your medication, or couldn't stop being a smart-ass, which also leads to your fate as a victim of spontaneous combustion. I guess you could say that all kittens God smites are 'smitten kittens'. I slipped my hand between my legs and started working. The point isn't if God is real, or not. Atheists if you were forced to go to a church which one would you attend and why? When appearing in the media, the phrase is sometimes varied.